Five word christmas story
, Mon Nov 26 2012, 12:46PM
Just like the previous five word storys but christmas themed! each person replies with five words.Also no talk of poo like what happened with the three word story tanpeel made. I'll start off.
Once upon a time in
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BRooNiE, Mon Nov 26 2012, 01:29PM
crazyfooland on a warm summers
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dubien, Mon Nov 26 2012, 01:57PM
night, a griefer went to
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 02:09PM
Broonies house, where he met
(really we're doing this again?)
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 02:29PM
A giant zombie who granted
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Chista, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:21PM
him his truest wish. Greedy,
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:31PM
Cuddly qotsa noticed and gave
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:49PM
hemlock to everyone as presents
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:36PM
but they were exchanged for
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:38PM
great balls of fire! then...
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:44PM
Q put hemlock in the
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BRooNiE, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:51PM
xmas themed present box on
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:53PM
top of the fire balls
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:55PM
The resulting explosion lead to...
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 07:20PM
a new universe filled with
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Khoejgaard, Mon Nov 26 2012, 07:56PM
pink snowmen, bouncing around and
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 08:02PM
Q and his fanbase, along
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 08:09PM
Cuddly Road, not far away
Damn that Chang!!! he logged in on the computer i use
This is bobble btw
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:15PM
Q set off a nuke
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:33PM
That turned the land to
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:52PM
bedrock. In the old universe
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:54PM
Cuddly Q asked Santa for
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Discharge, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:23PM
a dozen hats full of
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dubien, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:28PM
lice so he could infect
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:40PM
Megabananafrog to stop the cuddling...
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:55PM
BUT IT FAILED BADLY , because
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 11:19PM
Mega eats lice. Then a
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 11:26PM
POTATO flew from nowhere and
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droid225, Tue Nov 27 2012, 12:28AM
bumped on naske's head which
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 12:47AM
caused santa to crash on
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Ryona4, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:12AM
Broonie's house, getting banned for
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Hotmage100, Tue Nov 27 2012, 04:10AM
destroying his house full of ...
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dubien, Tue Nov 27 2012, 04:57AM
baby pictures which his mother
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 07:38AM
had shared between the seven
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:08AM
*NEWSFLASH:We'll be back after..
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:12AM
Qotsa stops being cuddly and
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:15AM
Nan turns brown. Pending... pending...
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Changyeo1999, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:28AM
Q has finally revealed that...
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:17AM
his real name is... *drums*
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Khoejgaard, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:42AM
The easter bunny! and now...
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:07AM
he brings eggs to all!
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:19AM
*Now back to feature presentation*
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:54AM
sons of internet immortality. The
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 01:29PM
Game! everyone then rage quitted
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Hotmage100, Tue Nov 27 2012, 01:46PM
because it's too easy losing ...
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:06PM
and even easier to win
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:26PM
Then Toa freed the daleks...
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lewboy, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:36PM
And we're all truly f****d
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:52PM
because of one simple matter
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:11PM
The Doctor is dead so
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BobbleHeadMan2, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:47PM
Mega dug a grave for
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:21PM
his dear cuddly Q who ...
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:22PM
decided to start burning people
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BobbleHeadMan2, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:53PM
called Changyeo cause he was
(q ur not nice. . . burning people? i'll help u by burning my brother i hate
)
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 06:42PM
amazed at megas avatar ,
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 06:42PM
and ^
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BennyFingers, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:34PM
quite desperate for the toilet.
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Changyeo1999, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:46PM
But since the toilet was
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 09:18PM
blocked by bobbleheadman2 and sgt_blinky
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BennyFingers, Tue Nov 27 2012, 09:52PM
a plunging device was required
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:38PM
Theakmans head would do , so
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droid225, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:51PM
a group set out to
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Ryona4, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:53PM
free the world from the
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dubien, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:03PM
tyranny of Santa's elf named
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:04PM
timeno123 with his army of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 12:55AM
giant walking carrots which were
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Ryona4, Wed Nov 28 2012, 02:18AM
Quickly approaching the city of
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 02:40AM
Fart, Virginia, The United States
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 03:26AM
Then the airforce shot timeno's
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Hotmage100, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:17AM
big orange carrot suit which
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:18AM
exploded on impact, revealing a
(bah, lets fix that double reply =) )
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:54AM
colorful little midget. after a
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:34AM
month, the midget said this:
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BobbleHeadMan2, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:38AM
Hi, let's be best friends
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:56AM
so they became friends and
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BRooNiE, Wed Nov 28 2012, 08:11AM
then didn't become friends and
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wjg999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 08:52AM
decided that they wanted to
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:32AM
share a bath. Many godforsaken
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 01:43PM
years later they were still
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Hotmage100, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:32PM
in the bathtub they shared ...
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:41PM
They decided it was getting
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wjg999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:46PM
too cold to be sitting
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Changyeo1999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:48PM
There, so they ordered a....
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Khoejgaard, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:53PM
pizza covered with snow. Then...
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droid225, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:00PM
before they could eat it
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:13PM
They died and droid danced
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:58PM
and then q awoke them
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:00PM
with a strange grunting sound
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:11PM
then the enterprise crushed Mega
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Changyeo1999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:13PM
Along with the snow pizza
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:35PM
But mega survived as he
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:50PM
winked saucily and pulled out
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:53PM
of his house with a
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Khoejgaard, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:59PM
giant duck, ready to go...
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:15PM
swimming in a pool of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:25PM
beer and horse blood. suddenly...
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:36PM
christmas cards which Grandma of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 10:34PM
Broonie's passed out to all
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Ryona4, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:21PM
Said "Merry Christmas to all!"
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:37PM
Broonie, embarrassed, told Grandma that
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:39PM
Discharge stole his bike and
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:01AM
tickled him until he cried
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dubien, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:12AM
Granny walked to Discharge and
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kniznik, Thu Nov 29 2012, 01:23AM
kicked him in the shin
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:44AM
Discharge then hugged q because
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 08:15AM
they now shared a common
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:56AM
fear of tortoises. "Mmmmmm!" said
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:18AM
a birdy, that was eating
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:26AM
the snow coved pizza. Then
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Discharge, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:37AM
, before anyone had time to
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:46AM
step away, the bird suddenly
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:31PM
turned passive agressive and went
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:17PM
Gangnam style on their asses.
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:44PM
Then psy turned up to
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Khoejgaard, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:57PM
sue the bird for not
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:58PM
Doing it propperly. Then sh!t
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 05:39PM
got real. A loud "Cooie!"
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droid225, Thu Nov 29 2012, 06:13PM
deafened the ears of everyone
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 06:56PM
and out of the mists
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:03PM
Came the amazing Mega who
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:27PM
Was riding a psy-borg gangnaming
[see what i did there]
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Changyeo1999, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:49PM
To the gangnam style which
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 08:10PM
then got remade by CaptainSparklez
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Soul_UK, Thu Nov 29 2012, 09:07PM
who made a big mess
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dubien, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:24PM
all over the face of
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BobbleHeadMan2, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:30PM
Mega who was still busy. . .
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:49PM
being crazy. then the scene
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:15AM
shifted back to the great
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:19AM
dalek army wh0 finally killed
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:41AM
Atnas Sualc in a jolly
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Ryona4, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:23AM
Murderous rampage with an axe.
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:23AM
which caused broonie to ban
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:20AM
NameLoading because he managed to
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BennyFingers, Fri Nov 30 2012, 08:01AM
gasp for longer than any
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 11:55AM
other broonie in existance. On
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 01:27PM
friday th 13th this day....
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droid225, Fri Nov 30 2012, 01:30PM
a huge man eating panda
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BobbleHeadMan2, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:34PM
wouldn't eat anymore pandas and
(dont eat me!)
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Discharge, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:11PM
pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas
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BennyFingers, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:12PM
and a band of salamanders
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Freddyfrog, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:41PM
Were gobbled by bobble,Chang *
Delete previous post please
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 05:30PM
and Mr Potatoe pants one
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Changyeo1999, Fri Nov 30 2012, 06:54PM
Two, three, four, five, once
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BobbleHeadMan2, Fri Nov 30 2012, 06:55PM
I caught a fish alive...
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 07:53PM
but it was actually dead.
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Discharge, Fri Nov 30 2012, 08:48PM
Mourning the loss of his
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Freddyfrog, Fri Nov 30 2012, 09:26PM
Darling friend ,mega then ate
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Changyeo1999, Fri Nov 30 2012, 09:42PM
Bobble's alive/dead fish, then...
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:07PM
died of food poisoning. The
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:07PM
Next day someone came along
*EDIT* I responded to two posts above.
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:12PM
who pushed a red button
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Hotmage100, Sat Dec 01 2012, 03:06AM
found mega's body lying at ...
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:28AM
the feet of cuddly Q
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BobbleHeadMan2, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:49AM
Q was then put in
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Khoejgaard, Sat Dec 01 2012, 08:58AM
a unicorns mouth, and he
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BennyFingers, Sat Dec 01 2012, 09:39AM
gurgled contentedly until all the
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:12PM
all the evil came off
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:16PM
the empire state building which
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Chista, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:24PM
then soaked all of America
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Khoejgaard, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:31PM
into a hole of blackness
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Freddyfrog, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:47PM
Which the real mega flew
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:20PM
into causing the world to
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lewboy, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:33PM
Get f****d up real bad!
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:43PM
Since the world now needed
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:15PM
A hero It called upon
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ninjanpirate, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:21PM
a large, yet slightly deflated
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:33PM
ballon to regenerate the map
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:54PM
with it's carbon dioxide filled
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Changyeo1999, Sat Dec 01 2012, 09:20PM
Compressed tanks, it only needed
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Discharge, Sat Dec 01 2012, 10:30PM
a sacrifice of five minced
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:00PM
toothbrushes, along with a copious
Efiso
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:09PM
looking squid called James. He
Please delete this post. i don't know how to do it.
Efiso
You cant, so you'll just have to suffer like the rest of us.
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:22PM
reboted the map yet everyone
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:59PM
was still pissed off at
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 12:04AM
Mega and Q for destroying
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 12:19AM
Absolutely nothing *cough* then a
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:54AM
asteroid sent by me hit
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Ryona4, Sun Dec 02 2012, 02:26AM
Wezle's panda-like head, killing him.
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:05AM
Boy, That escalated quickly. Then
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dubien, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:21AM
CF:UK members opened their Christmas
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:31AM
presents and found it was
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:10AM
individual pieces of an interlocking
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:33AM
picture, but it needed completing
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Discharge, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:55AM
by the light of a
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:01PM
glowing lettuce leaf, found only
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Hotmage100, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:44PM
in the vast area of
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Discharge, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:46PM
Efiso's floppy tongue. The jigsaw
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:48PM
the rebellion of the reindeer
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dubien, Sun Dec 02 2012, 05:46PM
was very very strange bcause
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 02 2012, 07:36PM
it only existed sonically. Whoosh
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 08:59PM
Went Santa's sleigh as it
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 10:11PM
traveled over the raindear rebellion
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 01:33AM
raining down fire upon them
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dubien, Mon Dec 03 2012, 02:02AM
When it hit Vixen, the
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 03:04AM
Pokemon very similar to Vulpix
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Freddyfrog, Mon Dec 03 2012, 07:31AM
it wasnt very effective, but
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Dec 03 2012, 07:53AM
killed my dead/alive fish
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 03 2012, 08:13AM
restoring it to life/death
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Chista, Mon Dec 03 2012, 08:48AM
which caused it to burst
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Discharge, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:14AM
open, releasing slightly confused cats
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:47AM
into the world at large
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 03 2012, 11:15AM
Meanwhile, fatuous gasbags were bellowing
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 01:19PM
"Get orf moi laaaaaaaand" - so
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 03:03PM
they didnt leave. Instead they
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Khoejgaard, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:10PM
blew up a tank filled
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Hotmage100, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:11PM
with very hungry piranhas and
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Discharge, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:37PM
because of a yield miscalculation
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Changyeo1999, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:41PM
As the cats stared at
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 09:40PM
The tank, it imploded instead
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Changyeo1999, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:17PM
As the cats stared at
Changyeo1999
Posted this in the wrong place, meant to be just after the prev page but didn't notice this one after it :/
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:28AM
and ate the unfortunate cats
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Ryona4, Tue Dec 04 2012, 01:50AM
in outrage, the gasbags ate
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Discharge, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:17AM
Their own limbs covered in
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:06PM
Grefiers Q's tnt, then suddenly
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:08PM
i't did nothing while theak
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 01:53PM
was in his room petting
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Khoejgaard, Tue Dec 04 2012, 02:19PM
his new hippo. The hippo
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 05:22PM
was called the hiphopapotamus with
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 04 2012, 05:26PM
all the trimmings but nobody
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lewboy, Tue Dec 04 2012, 07:59PM
liked it, then Theak went...
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Discharge, Tue Dec 04 2012, 09:22PM
two hours without having to
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Changyeo1999, Tue Dec 04 2012, 09:29PM
Shower, which for him was
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:07PM
the longest he went without
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:19PM
a shower. Then a Hippie
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 05 2012, 03:37AM
Smelled him so much that
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, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:04AM
a case of passive nostrilisinesseritis
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Discharge, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:11AM
was vapourised by the smell
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dubien, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:21PM
of laundry soap which was
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 02:49AM
Slathered all over the king
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 09:09AM
prawn salad. "Chase Me!" said
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Discharge, Thu Dec 06 2012, 10:33AM
a severe looking prawn as
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:10PM
he held a stick of
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:49PM
All-Bran seductively. "Never!" replied
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:51PM
The Queen of Sheba. "I'll
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 02:10PM
......
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 04:44PM
non-sequential glee. Meanwhile back
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 05:16PM
in the lollypop kingdom of
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Discharge, Thu Dec 06 2012, 05:53PM
Kazakhstan, Hotmage was contemplating his
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 07:42PM
backside in a mirror, "Peachy"
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 10:48PM
He said as he wrote
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dubien, Fri Dec 07 2012, 12:17AM
down test answers on his
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, Fri Dec 07 2012, 04:16AM
CENSORED BY THE UNITED GOVERNMENT
Under the American Free Speech Removal Act.
Stupid government censored "on his hand. Then He"
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, Fri Dec 07 2012, 06:00PM
realised he had no hands!
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 07 2012, 06:50PM
and no test answers either.
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, Fri Dec 07 2012, 08:28PM
So he picked up a...
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Discharge, Fri Dec 07 2012, 08:29PM
bag of beige coloured tinsel
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dubien, Fri Dec 07 2012, 09:45PM
And stuffed it in his
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BennyFingers, Sat Dec 08 2012, 07:58AM
mouth. "Ghmmph!" He said, christmasly.
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, Sat Dec 08 2012, 06:06PM
2 years later, he still
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Soul_UK, Sat Dec 08 2012, 11:27PM
is chewing the same tinsel
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 09 2012, 08:14AM
.
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dubien, Sun Dec 09 2012, 03:23PM
His teeth are now very
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Discharge, Sun Dec 09 2012, 03:24PM
rubbery with a slight scent
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 09 2012, 04:09PM
Of melted talking muffin , lingering
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, Mon Dec 10 2012, 11:53PM
like ToaOfSpace's old pair of
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dubien, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:17AM
small, sweaty and hairy socks
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Discharge, Tue Dec 11 2012, 10:46AM
Finally, the prawn arrived after
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 11 2012, 12:01PM
being fired from a special
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droid225, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:02PM
potato cannon, which then caused
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Hotmage100, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:59PM
shortage of potato for eating
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, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:37PM
Then Ireland's Prime Minister got
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Discharge, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:44PM
wind. Potatoes were needed urgently!
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:49PM
Inserting a potato into the
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, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:37AM
Potato ship, He took out
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dubien, Wed Dec 12 2012, 03:12AM
the potato terrorists who were
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Discharge, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:04PM
potatoes disguised as larger potatoes
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BennyFingers, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:21PM
with beards made of mashed
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, Wed Dec 12 2012, 03:50PM
bananas and pies. While they
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Discharge, Wed Dec 12 2012, 06:12PM
boiled, mashed and stewed, they
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 12 2012, 11:53PM
All had Thanksgiving dinner together
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 03:26AM
During Christmas - F-word logic. Then
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the_poots, Thu Dec 13 2012, 09:03AM
had jelly and icecream, and
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 13 2012, 10:27AM
danced till they were sick.
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 12:29PM
And they danced some more
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 12:37PM
Then I hoped this thread
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 14 2012, 01:26AM
would have a merry christmas
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 14 2012, 09:34AM
and finally end. Unfortunately the
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Soul_UK, Fri Dec 14 2012, 03:55PM
prawn pulled out a cheese
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Discharge, Fri Dec 14 2012, 06:11PM
Straw the size of a
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 14 2012, 06:23PM
human child. It smelled like
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Changyeo1999, Fri Dec 14 2012, 07:25PM
Something smelly, just like the
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 14 2012, 10:17PM
Candy canes and peppermint sticks
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, Mon Dec 17 2012, 04:14PM
Which caused a nuclear explosion
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 17 2012, 05:58PM
that neatly ended the story.
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Discharge, Mon Dec 17 2012, 06:52PM
The cheese straw ruffled it's
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Freddyfrog, Mon Dec 17 2012, 08:01PM
Neck as it saw a
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 17 2012, 08:33PM
Bird in a flock of
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Soul_UK, Mon Dec 17 2012, 10:55PM
Creepers. This was reported to
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, Tue Dec 18 2012, 12:03AM
Notch and Jeb who then
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Discharge, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:30AM
bought an ice cream for
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:48AM
50p and smeared it over
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Five word christmas story
, Tue Dec 18 2012, 03:13PM
Notch and Jeb who then
ToaOfSpace
Why is N.o.t.c.h (remove the punctuation marks changed to Griefers?
Staff Edit: You missed a closing bracket! All the computers will break!
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Soul_UK, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:57PM
my body, whilst I was
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 19 2012, 03:46AM
Eaten by llamas, it was
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, Wed Dec 19 2012, 01:26PM
getting weird so I left
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 19 2012, 08:33PM
before the gift giving began
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, Fri Dec 21 2012, 03:55AM
then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) showed up and
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Soul_UK, Fri Dec 21 2012, 04:28PM
played a tune on their
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 21 2012, 10:26PM
Ukulele for a nice ending
(you know its going on too long if I want to end it!)
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Five word christmas story
Freddyfrog, Fri Dec 21 2012, 10:33PM
Until q stopped the ending
(Mwahaha you'll never stop it
)
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, Sat Dec 22 2012, 03:54AM
Then killed it with a
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Ryona4, Sat Dec 22 2012, 04:50AM
Nice desert to finish off