Five word christmas story

, Mon Nov 26 2012, 12:46PM

Just like the previous five word storys but christmas themed! each person replies with five words.Also no talk of poo like what happened with the three word story tanpeel made. I'll start off.


Once upon a time in
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BRooNiE, Mon Nov 26 2012, 01:29PM

crazyfooland on a warm summers
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dubien, Mon Nov 26 2012, 01:57PM

night, a griefer went to
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 02:09PM

Broonies house, where he met

(really we're doing this again?)
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 02:29PM

A giant zombie who granted
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Chista, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:21PM

him his truest wish. Greedy,
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:31PM

Cuddly qotsa noticed and gave
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 03:49PM

hemlock to everyone as presents
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:36PM

but they were exchanged for
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:38PM

great balls of fire! then...
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 04:44PM

Q put hemlock in the
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BRooNiE, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:51PM

xmas themed present box on
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:53PM

top of the fire balls
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 06:55PM

The resulting explosion lead to...
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 07:20PM

a new universe filled with
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Khoejgaard, Mon Nov 26 2012, 07:56PM

pink snowmen, bouncing around and
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 08:02PM

Q and his fanbase, along
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 08:09PM

Cuddly Road, not far away

Damn that Chang!!! he logged in on the computer i use
This is bobble btw cheesey
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:15PM

Q set off a nuke
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:33PM

That turned the land to
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Changyeo1999, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:52PM

bedrock. In the old universe
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Nov 26 2012, 09:54PM

Cuddly Q asked Santa for
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Discharge, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:23PM

a dozen hats full of
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dubien, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:28PM

lice so he could infect
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:40PM

Megabananafrog to stop the cuddling...
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 10:55PM

BUT IT FAILED BADLY , because
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, Mon Nov 26 2012, 11:19PM

Mega eats lice. Then a
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Freddyfrog, Mon Nov 26 2012, 11:26PM

POTATO flew from nowhere and
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droid225, Tue Nov 27 2012, 12:28AM

bumped on naske's head which
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 12:47AM

caused santa to crash on
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Ryona4, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:12AM

Broonie's house, getting banned for
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Hotmage100, Tue Nov 27 2012, 04:10AM

destroying his house full of ...
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dubien, Tue Nov 27 2012, 04:57AM

baby pictures which his mother
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 07:38AM

had shared between the seven
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:08AM

*NEWSFLASH:We'll be back after..
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:12AM

Qotsa stops being cuddly and
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:15AM

Nan turns brown. Pending... pending...
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Changyeo1999, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:28AM

Q has finally revealed that...
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:17AM

his real name is... *drums*
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Khoejgaard, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:42AM

The easter bunny! and now...
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:07AM

he brings eggs to all!
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:19AM

*Now back to feature presentation*
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Chista, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:54AM

sons of internet immortality. The
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 01:29PM

Game! everyone then rage quitted
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Hotmage100, Tue Nov 27 2012, 01:46PM

because it's too easy losing ...
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BRooNiE, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:06PM

and even easier to win
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:26PM

Then Toa freed the daleks...
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lewboy, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:36PM

And we're all truly f****d
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 02:52PM

because of one simple matter
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:11PM

The Doctor is dead so
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BobbleHeadMan2, Tue Nov 27 2012, 03:47PM

Mega dug a grave for
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:21PM

his dear cuddly Q who ...
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, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:22PM

decided to start burning people
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BobbleHeadMan2, Tue Nov 27 2012, 05:53PM

called Changyeo cause he was

(q ur not nice. . . burning people? i'll help u by burning my brother i hate cheesey )
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 06:42PM

amazed at megas avatar ,
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 06:42PM

and ^
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BennyFingers, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:34PM

quite desperate for the toilet.
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Changyeo1999, Tue Nov 27 2012, 08:46PM

But since the toilet was
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 09:18PM

blocked by bobbleheadman2 and sgt_blinky
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BennyFingers, Tue Nov 27 2012, 09:52PM

a plunging device was required
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:38PM

Theakmans head would do , so
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droid225, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:51PM

a group set out to
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Ryona4, Tue Nov 27 2012, 10:53PM

free the world from the
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dubien, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:03PM

tyranny of Santa's elf named
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Freddyfrog, Tue Nov 27 2012, 11:04PM

timeno123 with his army of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 12:55AM

giant walking carrots which were
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Ryona4, Wed Nov 28 2012, 02:18AM

Quickly approaching the city of
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 02:40AM

Fart, Virginia, The United States
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 03:26AM

Then the airforce shot timeno's
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Hotmage100, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:17AM

big orange carrot suit which
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:18AM

exploded on impact, revealing a

(bah, lets fix that double reply =) )
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:54AM

colorful little midget. after a
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:34AM

month, the midget said this:
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BobbleHeadMan2, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:38AM

Hi, let's be best friends cheesey
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:56AM

so they became friends and
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BRooNiE, Wed Nov 28 2012, 08:11AM

then didn't become friends and
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wjg999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 08:52AM

decided that they wanted to
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:32AM

share a bath. Many godforsaken
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 01:43PM

years later they were still
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Hotmage100, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:32PM

in the bathtub they shared ...
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:41PM

They decided it was getting
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wjg999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:46PM

too cold to be sitting
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Changyeo1999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:48PM

There, so they ordered a....
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Khoejgaard, Wed Nov 28 2012, 04:53PM

pizza covered with snow. Then...
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droid225, Wed Nov 28 2012, 05:00PM

before they could eat it
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:13PM

They died and droid danced
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 06:58PM

and then q awoke them
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:00PM

with a strange grunting sound
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:11PM

then the enterprise crushed Mega
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Changyeo1999, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:13PM

Along with the snow pizza
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Freddyfrog, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:35PM

But mega survived as he
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BennyFingers, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:50PM

winked saucily and pulled out
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:53PM

of his house with a
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Khoejgaard, Wed Nov 28 2012, 07:59PM

giant duck, ready to go...
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Chista, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:15PM

swimming in a pool of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:25PM

beer and horse blood. suddenly...
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 09:36PM

christmas cards which Grandma of
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 10:34PM

Broonie's passed out to all
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Ryona4, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:21PM

Said "Merry Christmas to all!"
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dubien, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:37PM

Broonie, embarrassed, told Grandma that
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, Wed Nov 28 2012, 11:39PM

Discharge stole his bike and
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:01AM

tickled him until he cried
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dubien, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:12AM

Granny walked to Discharge and
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kniznik, Thu Nov 29 2012, 01:23AM

kicked him in the shin
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:44AM

Discharge then hugged q because
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 08:15AM

they now shared a common
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:56AM

fear of tortoises. "Mmmmmm!" said
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:18AM

a birdy, that was eating
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:26AM

the snow coved pizza. Then
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Discharge, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:37AM

, before anyone had time to
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 11:46AM

step away, the bird suddenly
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 12:31PM

turned passive agressive and went
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:17PM

Gangnam style on their asses.
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:44PM

Then psy turned up to
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Khoejgaard, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:57PM

sue the bird for not
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 04:58PM

Doing it propperly. Then sh!t
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BennyFingers, Thu Nov 29 2012, 05:39PM

got real. A loud "Cooie!"
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droid225, Thu Nov 29 2012, 06:13PM

deafened the ears of everyone
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 06:56PM

and out of the mists
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Freddyfrog, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:03PM

Came the amazing Mega who
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:27PM

Was riding a psy-borg gangnaming

[see what i did there]
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Changyeo1999, Thu Nov 29 2012, 07:49PM

To the gangnam style which
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Chista, Thu Nov 29 2012, 08:10PM

then got remade by CaptainSparklez
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Soul_UK, Thu Nov 29 2012, 09:07PM

who made a big mess
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dubien, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:24PM

all over the face of
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BobbleHeadMan2, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:30PM

Mega who was still busy. . .
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, Thu Nov 29 2012, 10:49PM

being crazy. then the scene
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:15AM

shifted back to the great
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:19AM

dalek army wh0 finally killed
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 02:41AM

Atnas Sualc in a jolly
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Ryona4, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:23AM

Murderous rampage with an axe.
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:23AM

which caused broonie to ban
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:20AM

NameLoading because he managed to
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BennyFingers, Fri Nov 30 2012, 08:01AM

gasp for longer than any
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 11:55AM

other broonie in existance. On
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 01:27PM

friday th 13th this day....
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droid225, Fri Nov 30 2012, 01:30PM

a huge man eating panda
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BobbleHeadMan2, Fri Nov 30 2012, 03:34PM

wouldn't eat anymore pandas and

(dont eat me!)
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Discharge, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:11PM

pandas pandas pandas pandas pandas
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BennyFingers, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:12PM

and a band of salamanders
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Freddyfrog, Fri Nov 30 2012, 04:41PM

Were gobbled by bobble,Chang *


Delete previous post please smile
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 05:30PM

and Mr Potatoe pants one
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Changyeo1999, Fri Nov 30 2012, 06:54PM

Two, three, four, five, once
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BobbleHeadMan2, Fri Nov 30 2012, 06:55PM

I caught a fish alive...
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 07:53PM

but it was actually dead.
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Discharge, Fri Nov 30 2012, 08:48PM

Mourning the loss of his
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Freddyfrog, Fri Nov 30 2012, 09:26PM

Darling friend ,mega then ate
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Changyeo1999, Fri Nov 30 2012, 09:42PM

Bobble's alive/dead fish, then...
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:07PM

died of food poisoning. The
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dubien, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:07PM

Next day someone came along

*EDIT* I responded to two posts above.
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, Fri Nov 30 2012, 10:12PM

who pushed a red button
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Hotmage100, Sat Dec 01 2012, 03:06AM

found mega's body lying at ...
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:28AM

the feet of cuddly Q
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BobbleHeadMan2, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:49AM

Q was then put in
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Khoejgaard, Sat Dec 01 2012, 08:58AM

a unicorns mouth, and he
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BennyFingers, Sat Dec 01 2012, 09:39AM

gurgled contentedly until all the
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:12PM

all the evil came off
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:16PM

the empire state building which
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Chista, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:24PM

then soaked all of America
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Khoejgaard, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:31PM

into a hole of blackness
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Freddyfrog, Sat Dec 01 2012, 04:47PM

Which the real mega flew
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:20PM

into causing the world to
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lewboy, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:33PM

Get f****d up real bad!
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 05:43PM

Since the world now needed
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:15PM

A hero It called upon
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ninjanpirate, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:21PM

a large, yet slightly deflated
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:33PM

ballon to regenerate the map
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 07:54PM

with it's carbon dioxide filled
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Changyeo1999, Sat Dec 01 2012, 09:20PM

Compressed tanks, it only needed
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Discharge, Sat Dec 01 2012, 10:30PM

a sacrifice of five minced
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:00PM


toothbrushes, along with a copious

Efiso
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:09PM

looking squid called James. He


Please delete this post. i don't know how to do it.

Efiso

You cant, so you'll just have to suffer like the rest of us.
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, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:22PM

reboted the map yet everyone
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dubien, Sat Dec 01 2012, 11:59PM

was still pissed off at
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 12:04AM

Mega and Q for destroying
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 12:19AM

Absolutely nothing *cough* then a
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:54AM

asteroid sent by me hit
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Ryona4, Sun Dec 02 2012, 02:26AM

Wezle's panda-like head, killing him.
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:05AM

Boy, That escalated quickly. Then
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dubien, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:21AM

CF:UK members opened their Christmas
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 03:31AM

presents and found it was
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:10AM

individual pieces of an interlocking
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:33AM

picture, but it needed completing
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Discharge, Sun Dec 02 2012, 09:55AM

by the light of a
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:01PM

glowing lettuce leaf, found only
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Hotmage100, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:44PM

in the vast area of
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Discharge, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:46PM

Efiso's floppy tongue. The jigsaw
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 01:48PM

the rebellion of the reindeer
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dubien, Sun Dec 02 2012, 05:46PM

was very very strange bcause
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 02 2012, 07:36PM

it only existed sonically. Whoosh
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 02 2012, 08:59PM

Went Santa's sleigh as it
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, Sun Dec 02 2012, 10:11PM

traveled over the raindear rebellion
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 01:33AM

raining down fire upon them
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dubien, Mon Dec 03 2012, 02:02AM

When it hit Vixen, the
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 03:04AM

Pokemon very similar to Vulpix
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Freddyfrog, Mon Dec 03 2012, 07:31AM

it wasnt very effective, but
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BobbleHeadMan2, Mon Dec 03 2012, 07:53AM

killed my dead/alive fish
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 03 2012, 08:13AM

restoring it to life/death
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Chista, Mon Dec 03 2012, 08:48AM

which caused it to burst
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Discharge, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:14AM

open, releasing slightly confused cats
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:47AM

into the world at large
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 03 2012, 11:15AM

Meanwhile, fatuous gasbags were bellowing
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 01:19PM

"Get orf moi laaaaaaaand" - so
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, Mon Dec 03 2012, 03:03PM

they didnt leave. Instead they
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Khoejgaard, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:10PM

blew up a tank filled
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Hotmage100, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:11PM

with very hungry piranhas and
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Discharge, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:37PM

because of a yield miscalculation
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Changyeo1999, Mon Dec 03 2012, 04:41PM

As the cats stared at
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 03 2012, 09:40PM

The tank, it imploded instead
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Changyeo1999, Mon Dec 03 2012, 10:17PM


As the cats stared at

Changyeo1999

Posted this in the wrong place, meant to be just after the prev page but didn't notice this one after it :/
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:28AM

and ate the unfortunate cats
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Ryona4, Tue Dec 04 2012, 01:50AM

in outrage, the gasbags ate
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Discharge, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:17AM

Their own limbs covered in
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:06PM

Grefiers Q's tnt, then suddenly
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 12:08PM

i't did nothing while theak
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 01:53PM

was in his room petting
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Khoejgaard, Tue Dec 04 2012, 02:19PM

his new hippo. The hippo
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 05:22PM

was called the hiphopapotamus with
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 04 2012, 05:26PM

all the trimmings but nobody
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lewboy, Tue Dec 04 2012, 07:59PM

liked it, then Theak went...
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Discharge, Tue Dec 04 2012, 09:22PM

two hours without having to
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Changyeo1999, Tue Dec 04 2012, 09:29PM

Shower, which for him was
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dubien, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:07PM

the longest he went without
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, Tue Dec 04 2012, 10:19PM

a shower. Then a Hippie
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 05 2012, 03:37AM

Smelled him so much that
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, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:04AM

a case of passive nostrilisinesseritis
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Discharge, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:11AM

was vapourised by the smell
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dubien, Wed Dec 05 2012, 10:21PM

of laundry soap which was
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 02:49AM

Slathered all over the king
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 09:09AM

prawn salad. "Chase Me!" said
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Discharge, Thu Dec 06 2012, 10:33AM

a severe looking prawn as
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:10PM

he held a stick of
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:49PM

All-Bran seductively. "Never!" replied
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 12:51PM

The Queen of Sheba. "I'll
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 02:10PM

......
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 04:44PM

non-sequential glee. Meanwhile back
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, Thu Dec 06 2012, 05:16PM

in the lollypop kingdom of
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Discharge, Thu Dec 06 2012, 05:53PM

Kazakhstan, Hotmage was contemplating his
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 06 2012, 07:42PM

backside in a mirror, "Peachy"
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Ryona4, Thu Dec 06 2012, 10:48PM

He said as he wrote
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dubien, Fri Dec 07 2012, 12:17AM

down test answers on his
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, Fri Dec 07 2012, 04:16AM

CENSORED BY THE UNITED GOVERNMENT
Under the American Free Speech Removal Act.



Stupid government censored "on his hand. Then He"
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, Fri Dec 07 2012, 06:00PM

realised he had no hands!
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 07 2012, 06:50PM

and no test answers either.
Re: Five word christmas story
, Fri Dec 07 2012, 08:28PM

So he picked up a...
Re: Five word christmas story
Discharge, Fri Dec 07 2012, 08:29PM

bag of beige coloured tinsel
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dubien, Fri Dec 07 2012, 09:45PM

And stuffed it in his
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BennyFingers, Sat Dec 08 2012, 07:58AM

mouth. "Ghmmph!" He said, christmasly.
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, Sat Dec 08 2012, 06:06PM

2 years later, he still
Re: Five word christmas story
Soul_UK, Sat Dec 08 2012, 11:27PM

is chewing the same tinsel
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BennyFingers, Sun Dec 09 2012, 08:14AM

.
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dubien, Sun Dec 09 2012, 03:23PM

His teeth are now very
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Discharge, Sun Dec 09 2012, 03:24PM

rubbery with a slight scent
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Freddyfrog, Sun Dec 09 2012, 04:09PM

Of melted talking muffin , lingering
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, Mon Dec 10 2012, 11:53PM

like ToaOfSpace's old pair of
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dubien, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:17AM

small, sweaty and hairy socks
Re: Five word christmas story
Discharge, Tue Dec 11 2012, 10:46AM

Finally, the prawn arrived after
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 11 2012, 12:01PM

being fired from a special
Re: Five word christmas story
droid225, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:02PM

potato cannon, which then caused
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Hotmage100, Tue Dec 11 2012, 01:59PM

shortage of potato for eating
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, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:37PM

Then Ireland's Prime Minister got
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Discharge, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:44PM

wind. Potatoes were needed urgently!
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 11 2012, 06:49PM

Inserting a potato into the
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, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:37AM

Potato ship, He took out
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dubien, Wed Dec 12 2012, 03:12AM

the potato terrorists who were
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Discharge, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:04PM

potatoes disguised as larger potatoes
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BennyFingers, Wed Dec 12 2012, 12:21PM

with beards made of mashed
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, Wed Dec 12 2012, 03:50PM

bananas and pies. While they
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Discharge, Wed Dec 12 2012, 06:12PM

boiled, mashed and stewed, they
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 12 2012, 11:53PM

All had Thanksgiving dinner together
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 03:26AM

During Christmas - F-word logic. Then
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the_poots, Thu Dec 13 2012, 09:03AM

had jelly and icecream, and
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BennyFingers, Thu Dec 13 2012, 10:27AM

danced till they were sick.
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 12:29PM

And they danced some more
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, Thu Dec 13 2012, 12:37PM

Then I hoped this thread
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 14 2012, 01:26AM

would have a merry christmas
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 14 2012, 09:34AM

and finally end. Unfortunately the
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Soul_UK, Fri Dec 14 2012, 03:55PM

prawn pulled out a cheese
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Discharge, Fri Dec 14 2012, 06:11PM

Straw the size of a
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BennyFingers, Fri Dec 14 2012, 06:23PM

human child. It smelled like
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Changyeo1999, Fri Dec 14 2012, 07:25PM

Something smelly, just like the
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 14 2012, 10:17PM

Candy canes and peppermint sticks
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, Mon Dec 17 2012, 04:14PM

Which caused a nuclear explosion
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BennyFingers, Mon Dec 17 2012, 05:58PM

that neatly ended the story.
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Discharge, Mon Dec 17 2012, 06:52PM

The cheese straw ruffled it's
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Freddyfrog, Mon Dec 17 2012, 08:01PM

Neck as it saw a
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Ryona4, Mon Dec 17 2012, 08:33PM

Bird in a flock of
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Soul_UK, Mon Dec 17 2012, 10:55PM

Creepers. This was reported to
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, Tue Dec 18 2012, 12:03AM

Notch and Jeb who then
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Discharge, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:30AM

bought an ice cream for
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BennyFingers, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:48AM

50p and smeared it over
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, Tue Dec 18 2012, 03:13PM


Notch and Jeb who then

ToaOfSpace

Why is N.o.t.c.h (remove the punctuation marks changed to Griefers?

Staff Edit: You missed a closing bracket! All the computers will break!
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Soul_UK, Tue Dec 18 2012, 09:57PM

my body, whilst I was
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 19 2012, 03:46AM

Eaten by llamas, it was
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, Wed Dec 19 2012, 01:26PM

getting weird so I left
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Ryona4, Wed Dec 19 2012, 08:33PM

before the gift giving began
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, Fri Dec 21 2012, 03:55AM

then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) showed up and
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Soul_UK, Fri Dec 21 2012, 04:28PM

played a tune on their
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Ryona4, Fri Dec 21 2012, 10:26PM

Ukulele for a nice ending
(you know its going on too long if I want to end it!)
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Freddyfrog, Fri Dec 21 2012, 10:33PM

Until q stopped the ending

(Mwahaha you'll never stop it wink )
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, Sat Dec 22 2012, 03:54AM

Then killed it with a
Re: Five word christmas story
Ryona4, Sat Dec 22 2012, 04:50AM

Nice desert to finish off