Umbrella Policy Handbook Update
Drezzer, Mon Apr 14 2014, 05:30PM***For Immediate Release***
For all Umbrella Employees.
Storage of experiments is no longer permitted in the break room fridges. Any evidence of unsecured experiment storage will be punished by the offender being assigned as D-Class personnel.
***For Immediate Release***
Re: Umbrella Policy Handbook Update
Chista, Tue Apr 15 2014, 06:39AM
Good thing I still haven't had an invite to umbrella =) I love to have two fridges in my break room, one for experiments and one for food =)
Of course I never tell my accomplices which is which *cough*
Chista, Tue Apr 15 2014, 06:39AM
Good thing I still haven't had an invite to umbrella =) I love to have two fridges in my break room, one for experiments and one for food =)
Of course I never tell my accomplices which is which *cough*
Re: Umbrella Policy Handbook Update
draze, Tue Apr 15 2014, 09:01AM
Yeah we had to ban it due to an accidental infection of our maintenance technician. The results could have been worse unfortunately he now spends most of his time now scratching his posterior on the carpet and chasing cats.
draze, Tue Apr 15 2014, 09:01AM
Yeah we had to ban it due to an accidental infection of our maintenance technician. The results could have been worse unfortunately he now spends most of his time now scratching his posterior on the carpet and chasing cats.
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