Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

Deleted-User-1415, Wed Apr 20 2011, 04:14PM

As a huge fan of Yatzee, I cannot believe I hadn't found this sooner!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2680-Minecraft

Every single point he makes is so true!

"Why's it getting dark? What's that hissing sound? Why are my intestines over there now?!"

"While you're workbench is open, make a shovel because the sun's going down and now you're going to dig a big hole and cry in it until the exploding bush monsters go away! It's like their only reason to live is to ruin other people's artwork. There for but the grace of God go I, suicide hedge!"

"Minecraft is a responsible parent, it knows that you'll quickly get bored of your 80 foot golden c*ck and balls, so it gives you 5 dollars a week to wash it's car so you can save up and gain an appreciation of value. When you finally have your golden c*ck and balls you'll love it all the more, until it sends you the suicide shrubs to demolish it because you also need to learn that life will take a giant sh*t on you! As it will when your boss finds out what you spent your entire work day on!"