Core Staff
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Draze84 - Architect, Thaum, Myst, Enchanting
Techmav - Technical planning and machinery
Squaffle - Apiculture, Thaum, Tech, Mob Systems
Ariana (Part time) - Apiculture (self motivation)

Trusted Staff
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Micke -

Own base, access to machinery, Warps, base and technical assistance.

JackTheTech -
Own base, plays Ultimate mostly. Janitorial duties in ultimate UMB base. Access to warps, base, machinery and technical assistance.

Umbrella Rules -

1. All areas of expertise are open to personal advancement, please enquire to the department heads for information and permission to experiment within the base.

2. If you break it, you fix it unless major catastrophe. In which case we feed you to the experiments.

3. Umbrella while a dark and sinister corporation prides upon helping the community at large, please do so whenever possible (player discretion) but not materials unless agreed upon or in trade. please check supplies before agreeing to such.

4. Projects shall be coordinated through the dept heads.

5. Please use standard Umbrella warps disclosed to you (if not known, ask) do not set your own in the base. Too many "thought you were a zombie" accidents.

6. Any questions ask ask ask.

Thank you and welcome to Umbrella Corp

And for the record...

Q nation Staffing list:

-Q

-The 2 monkeys surgically attached to each other who perform all the experiments.

-TNT (yes I have employed tnt...)

yeah but most of them are hired and fired the same day.

Members of banana and co.
Me
Banana 1
Banana 2
And a plate of cookies

yeah but most of them are hired and fired the same day.

draze

What do you think the cannons are for? Might as well make use of them where I can

It's the Staff space program.

If you make it into space you immediately recieve a large lump sum bonus. Collectable upon re-entry into the atmosphere. what... no i didn't give them parachutes. Parachutes are expensive! they'll just have to aim for water. what? no i dont care if.... *coughs* scuse me a moment *muffled voices* yes thats right fired! from a cannon... into the sun!. anyway good luck people and lets get some science done!. remember... head for water. just incase you miss we have staff filling tea cups on the runway.

Members of banana and co.
Me
Banana 1
Banana 2
And a plate of cookies

Freddyfrog

Your business is going to be a instant success with the Bananas in pajamas on your team, mega. Watch out everyone!

I am the sole proprietor of conathan's secret base (Which currently is missing 80% of the floor, roof, and has 2/3's of one wall up).

Also it's free floating in the water, connected to shore via a cobble bridge (which is free standing)

Also can all members of the Bennybrigade start using the new secret wink? Too many of you are using outdated winking protocols and it's sending some very mixed messages.

Who's in the Bennybrigade?

That's classified

I think I'm going to start up Aperture Laboratories....

Any volunteers?

there are enough portal gun mod blocks to actually make some puzzles soul. portal guns, high energy pellets etc

I know - I've just got to figure out how to make / use them (once I've got my mini-base established)

well you could recreate the first few levels of portal 1, using either kitted wool or kitted quartz for the walls/floor. Only issue is that most of the guns aren't player specific so someone making portals for base could screw with your setup :/

Welcome to Umbrella Corp.
Staff to the left. Test subjects and corpses to the right

so thats where you get all those thaum aspects from..

No... that's not the source of Umbrellas power.. nope.. no sir...