I angered an Enderman, and he pushed me off the wall down the cliff. Luckily I landed on water and immediately warped to my safe houses inner courtyard.
Since it was close to the location of the Enderman. He tped right next to me and landed a few hits before I managed to jump into nearby pond.
Thinking I'm safe I look behind me and what do I see.
Mrss. Teddy, my iron golem, is throwing the Enderman into the air and killing him off.
Got my first ever Enderpearl this way.

Who knew Iron Golems were such an amazing ender slayers.

Nice, now if only I knew how to create an iron go-thingy!

Don't tell me how, or I'll probably end up raising an army

4 iron blocks and a pumpkin i believe. Place them in world like this. placing the pumpkin ontop after the iron is placed should turn it into a golem.

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Yeah, the pumpkin must be placed last.

Wonder if an Iron army could take over the Ender realm.

Snowmen are cheaper and just as efficient.

Hmmm, funny you mention that Aco ... especially after I came back from AFK to find you and a shed-load of snowmen in my base one time!

They didn't last very long though! >:D

Snowmen are cheaper and just as efficient.

Aconan

But they don't look as cool.

Ah, but you can turn the end into a winter wonderland.

Ah, but you can turn the end into a winter wonderland.

Aconan

Really. That does sound cool.