that could eat a whole

Who suprisingly wasnt a snake...

He was a Snake Eater
(Cookies for the people who get the reference.)

Who like to eat snakes

and snakes he ate. All

his life was eating snakes.

However, one of the snakes

Ate the snake eater, so...

it was Snake eater-ception

The only logical thing to

do was to run to

The snake eating school, to...

Fly on angry waffles who

for some reason really liked

The awesome epic snake eater.

Then magically he died horribly

While sucking a snake's teats

He loved to play computer

He was resurrected by Blinky

whom decided to put him

In his pocket and take

His son and teach him.

about the dark art of

Making wine on the moon

while singing bad kesha songs.