Would you rather......... have a beak or a tail?

Tail, no doubt

yep... a tail!

agreed tail

Tail

what if it was a little stumpy pigs tail though?

Still better than a beak.
I like having teeth

If is some kind of super cool tail i can grab stuff with. I would chose a tail so f****** bad. I probably would anyways, i kinda like having lips.... but i hate using my time going to the dentist, i would not have to do that if i had a beak. And i could get a pelican beak, i guess that is pretty handy!
One of the big questions in life i guess!

I think you took this question way to seriously naske xD
but... I would go with a beak as it suggests I could peck a person to death if they piseed me off. I'm very pracitical when it comes to things like that.

I'm sorry but I find tails and beaks repulsive .... The very thought of having either of them sickens me , but due to the fact that a beak would get in the way of my squidgey tongue (as I catch flys ) i would go for a tail , perhaps I can use such a disgraceful feature to swim like my lesser cousin the salamander.

And i allready have a big fuzzy tail, and ohh my i love that tail!

Tail definitely.

I love a good story.

Tail for me!
Poots, this thread should have been made with a poll

If I had to choose it would be beak because everyone else is choosing tail.

Tail, horse tail to be specific

Horse tail? care to explain why you're so specific about that.

Eh i'd go with a tail myself. Both would get in the way, but a beak would be more irritating as it may hinder your vision depending on size. Also its more difficult to eat with a beak, where as with a tail could be fun especially a big fluffy one. Aww it'd be so cuuute! *coughs and puts on really manly voice* ya i'd go with a tail then...

Would you rather......... have a head the size of a beach ball - OR_ a soft ball (slightly larger than a tennis ball)

Beach Ball

Soft ball.

Please give reasons if you have any.......

Beach ball!
"Big Head > Small Head"? o.O'

softball because I could wear a top hat and suit and prank people at stores by pretending to be a mannequin then moving at them.

Because a Beach Ball is filled with air and then you would fly away. You can't dive, with a giant head filled with air. kinda sucks

Softball, as long as my body were in proportion.

To have a body in proportion to a beachball id have to be a giant...

Can I have a head as big as a beachball and then a nose the size of a softball stuck on the front?