I'm sorry Constable Moderator, I had to commit a murder at spawn today. It brought me great mental anguish to do so, but I felt I had no choice. This is my story...

A new member called Mine_Man112524 arrived at spawn. He was tall, dark and handsome and was attractively naive in the ways of CFUK. I couldn't resist, I gave him a hot, buttered chicken in an attempt to show friendship.

He then proceeded to beat me to within an inch of my life with the chicken and was pursuing me with viscious intent, I didn't have time to warn him before I had to kill his face off, or die myself.

I was too shaken up by the unexpected violence of this poultry assault to get any screenshots of said beating whilst it occured, however this is the brief conversation that took place between us:





Shortly after, he left the server and didn't return. After I killed him, I took back the chicken and ate it. It satisfied my hunger for food, but not my hunger for justice - a meal I hope that will be served up by the CFUK moderators.

Thanks.

Thanks for the report Benny.

I'm sure the moderators will deal with this accordingly.

One final note though, which applies to ALL members, is that if a new player starts to PvP even after being told not to, don't stand there and kill them - warp away. Everyone has the ability to warp "Home", so do that instead of fighting people - that's what they want. By fighting them you are breaking the rules that you are trying to protect.

He returned soon afterwards attacked shad , shouted in caps alot and when i told him to stop he said 'no caps my ass' or something along those lines. he was then banned by sgt blinky (i was afk for a few mins so i may have missed somthing) . long story short he got banned.