a case of passive nostrilisinesseritis

was vapourised by the smell

of laundry soap which was

Slathered all over the king

prawn salad. "Chase Me!" said

a severe looking prawn as

he held a stick of

All-Bran seductively. "Never!" replied

The Queen of Sheba. "I'll

......

non-sequential glee. Meanwhile back

in the lollypop kingdom of

Kazakhstan, Hotmage was contemplating his

backside in a mirror, "Peachy"

He said as he wrote

down test answers on his

CENSORED BY THE UNITED GOVERNMENT
Under the American Free Speech Removal Act.



Stupid government censored "on his hand. Then He"

realised he had no hands!

and no test answers either.

So he picked up a...

bag of beige coloured tinsel

And stuffed it in his

mouth. "Ghmmph!" He said, christmasly.

2 years later, he still

is chewing the same tinsel